12/5/2023 0 Comments Jimmy jane form 2 vs we vibe touch![]() Just tell the truth and make it sound hot. Why can’t they just say that it’s a “sensually rigid” clitoral toy that can help you stimulate “hard-to-reach pleasure zones” or something? I mean, really. You can dip it in your vagina if you really want, but… you probably won’t. Let’s be real: the Form 4 is a clitoral vibrator with an extra-long handle. But Jimmyjane is just trying to make this thing sound so gosh-darn versatile when it’s really not. It can be used internally or externally.You hand me a toy with absolutely no curve to it and a head that is, in fact, thinner than its body, and I’m supposed to believe it’s a G-spot toy? Again: no. It is flexible and “adapts to your body.” Uh, it’s very stiff and does the EXACT OPPOSITE of this.I also take issue with the numerous lies Jimmyjane likes to tell about the Form 4: Jimmyjane is, like, the Gucci of sex toys, yet they cannot master the art of making seamless toys like so many other companies have? Wat? Even if it didn’t have a seam, $145 is still too much money. The Form 4 has a quite prominent seam that runs all the way around the sides of the toy. You know what I mean.īut Jimmyjane wants $145 for it. Or if I had an obsession with bowling pins or nesting dolls. Or if I really really liked taking my toys in the bath with me. ![]() Perhaps I’d feel differently if I liked more broad clitoral stimulation. Yet, would I describe the Form 4 as “awesome” or “worth the money”? No. ![]() It’s solid and reliable, and I’ll be keeping it around. It gets me off without me having to re-position it a thousand times. The Form 4 is “right.” It has no glitches, no stupid gimmicks, no weird shape. Because I was still waiting for Jimmyjane to get something right. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the fuck would I want to try the (inventively-named) Form 4?
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